I AM GOING TO DIE
LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT
OMYGOD I JUST DIED
IT’S BACK FUCK
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
I CANT BREATHE
What IS HAPEPENging
this is by far one of my favorite videos
Oskar the Blind Kitten and His First Toys.
this is WONDERFUL.
So my dad hurt is back recently and we bought him a cane from walmart. He didn’t like to use it because it had a sparkly blue marble pattern on it, and he deemed it too feminine.
When I came home, I was cleaning the living room, when I found this wooden cane hidden under the coffee table. At first, I was like “Why look at this fine looking cane he made for himself!” My dad enjoys hand-crafting a lot of things, so I wasn’t entirely suprised.
Until, I realized that he hid a bayonet inside.
I swear to god, my father is out to kill everybody.
Also, he decorates our living room wall with his antique katanas and army knives.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but your father is an assassin.
… uh, Japan, you have some explaining to do…
Reblogging again everytime it’s on my dash.
all the criesefdgh
asdfghkl crying and laughing at the same time.
Best 12 second video ever.
YESSS BEST VIDEO GET ON MY BLOG
its moments like these im proud to live in Scotland and experience ‘Hurricane Bawbag’. oh my god oh my god, oh ya - :’)
You must always look left and right for cars, and lorries, and vans, and trampolines…
A woman arrives to find that she has lost her home and all of her possessions in the aftermath of a killer tornado. How touching to see the sudden look of pure joy as she discovers her cat, unharmed.
I AM SO RELEASING A KRAKEN.
Secret cinema found beneath Paris.
In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.
When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)
SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA
I WANNA GO
LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE
OH MY GOD I WANT TO JOIN THIS CLUB.
I’ll bring my popcorn maker and horror movie collection. Because they’re missing the 20s-40s by the sounds of it.
i want to go here..